White Girl Problems

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

via Urban Dictionary: white girl problems. Write a few white girl problems of your own. (The secret is not to take it seriously).

  • I lost one of my favourite dangly earrings. Now I have an earring orphan to look after!
  • A thread was hanging from my sweater… is this a sign of a much deeper issue?
  • I get a new toothbrush every day so I never have to think about how old they are.
  • I can only do day trips. I need a lot more supplies for an over night trip, just the thought of packing up all that stuff makes me want to stay home.
  • Sometimes I forget which is the instant camera so I always pull out the memory stick before I throw it away, just to be safe.
  • If people really knew how much it hurts me they would stop calling my dog a rat!
  • I shaved my dog cause she wouldn’t stop shedding all over my clothes.
  • I used a whole can of bug spray before I realized it was just a dust bunny.

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