Everyone is unwrapping presents. Lot of relatives came this year... how nice. You didn't get presents for this many people. Most of them don't seem to be worried about it. Only Aunt Bertie seems miffed. She deliberately sits next to you and asks... "So, what did you get your Great Aunt Bertie for Christmas this year?" You know everyone is listening now. She nearly shouted in your ear after all. What do you tell her? What is your Christmas-present-forgeting excuse?
- I didn't know your size?
- I couldn't find anything in your colour?
- You just seem to already have everything that matters?