As quoted from Lincoln McCardle on Facebook:
"Your days are numbered!" said the inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment. At least the way I imagine it ...I love clever humour. Can you come up with at least one clever line? Work with something simple like the calendar and numbered days but find a way to make it funny. The pen is mightier than the sword, no one really thinks a guy with a pocket protector is actually going to attack them. - My try at it.
Comment from: Canucklehead
Wow - that guy is hilarious. I’m not even going to try …. ;)
He may be a bit full of himself. :P