If you Were a Fruit…

by Laura on February 8, 2010

in writing prompts

Today I am at the Job Find­ing Club. I may even find a job. The ques­tion of stu­pid ques­tions came up. Some peo­ple say there are no stu­pid ques­tions. Oth­ers, like myself,  think there are abun­dant stu­pid ques­tions and won­der how it is that we keep hear­ing them. As an exam­ple of a stu­pid question…

If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I’d be a fun­gus cause it cov­ers more ground. It isn’t very pretty or pop­u­lar but noth­ing really kills off a fun­gus for long. Like cock­roaches, fun­gus will be around for­ever.  In time fun­gus con­quers all. You’ve got a few spores on you right now.

What kind of fruit would you be and why? Think of this as your stu­pid inter­view ques­tion of the day.

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richard February 10, 2010 at

Of course there are stu­pid ques­tions. If it is an ice-breaker, some­thing to relax the mood, ok, but oth­er­wise, it is stupid.

Stu­pid ques­tions help prospec­tive employ­ees weed out stu­pid employers.

My two favourite stu­pid ques­tions I was asked were:

Would you be will­ing to take a lap­top with you on vacation?”

and

Would you be will­ing to do some­thing uneth­i­cal to get a job done?”

Ken Armstrong February 20, 2010 at

(Ken to Inter­viewer) If I were a fruit? I’d be Richard Simmons.

Mmmm kay? :)

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