I was registering for an online points service with one of the grocery store chains here in Ontario. Part of the process was choosing a security question and then typing in your (unique and individual) answer. Well, I have a problem with the new security questions which pop up. I was just fine with the old standard Mother's maiden name or Father's middle name. I knew those, they had a simple and definite answer. Maybe they became too standard, maybe they were less secure as they became over used or maybe not everyone knows this information about their parents. Some how there are now new security questions and I usually can't find a simple answer for any of them. I don't remember enough, I don't have strict enough opinions or I just don't have a preference and this leaves me with no security questions and answers, too often. It's frustrating. Here are the security questions from my recent adventure with them: If you could be any historical figure who would you be? Where did you go on your best vacation? What is the name of your best friend from childhood? What was the first concert you attended? What is the name of your favourite teacher? Do you have answers for all of them? An answer you are sure of enough to be able to remember and have the same answer months from now? Not me. I can think of a lot of historical figures, none I'd really want to be. My best vacation.... I can't pick one. My best friend from childhood... too many options, we moved a lot when I was a younger child and then I never really was great at keeping friends or making them. Another memory game... the name of my favourite teacher, I can't pick one from among the faces I remember and I'm not sure how to spell the names I can remember. First concert was Cher, or Sonny and Cher, I guess. Or was there something else I've forgotten. Likely so. I picked the concert question because it was the only one I might answer the same way twice. The problem with most of these questions is still that they do not come with simple, definite answers. Different spellings, different abbreviations, different ways of writing them (like short forms versus long forms). Even if you give the same answer it might be wrong because you typed it with capital letters or without any spaces the first time you gave the security question answer. This is why the old standards of Mother's maiden name worked. Just type in a last name, with the first letter as a capital because (of course) it is a proper name. I miss the old, simple security questions. Security seems to be pulling us farther and farther away from the very things we are supposed to be accessing. I think it will be easier for someone else to guess my security answer than for me to remember it. What would you use as a great security question? Can you think up a few?