Parents protest new junior Survivor-style reality TV show hosted by nanny, Mary Poppins.
Sleeping Beauty Fashions quietly closes the doors as Prince Charming comes out of the closet -opens his own start up.
Surgery successful to reattach Arthur’s arm after election stunt. Museum expects sword to be returned to stone.
Cinderella missing since shoe shopping incident. Step-sisters claim she was depressed and off her medication.
Snow White claims it was all a bad apple. Little people still demand compensation for bullying. Queen has no comment. #RealisticDisneyPlots
I posted these to Twitter. They were fun to think up. What spin can you give to a Disney movie?