During the last Great Amazing Spider Race, several spiders were lost down drains in bathtubs, shower stalls and sinks of all sorts. This is a real problem. Of course, it’s enough to be lost in the drain but all that oily, soapy water makes them smell and squeak for weeks, and few of them survive the experience at all. Some spider has to stop this. Those humans are a menace. Why can’t they just leave spiders to play in peace? Seriously, what is their problem?!