How is your satire? Could you come up with a great headline like this?
Think of something obvious and spin it in a different way. Try it with a few ideas. It’s not easy but gets better once you get the hang of it.
Start just by changing a few words on the headline from the Onion:
Millions of Cows Robbed of Milk this Morning
School Children Sent Home at the End of the Day
Apples Found, not Far from the Tree