You’ve Got Fly Cooties

A fly buzzes around your coffee mug. You’ve just made fresh coffee and only had that first sip of it. You swat the fly away, instead it flies right into your mug and begins to drown/ swim in your coffee. You scoop out the fly and drink the coffee anyway. It was really good coffee!

Later that day you start to crave a hamburger. So you get one but instead of eating it as you normally would you feel the urge to vomit on it and then lick all of it off. Too weird!

You’re becoming a fly. The fly virus has attacked you from drinking fly cooties in your coffee!

What do you do to maintain your humanity and disguise the fact that you are turning into a fly, though still looking like a human (for a few days).

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